Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted, it is sheep testicles.

I wish the prom boat would sink.

granted, but you are in it

I wish i was never old

Granted, cute 'lil baby
I wish I knew who Jacob Caine was before he changed his name.

granted, but then he finds you and kills you

i wish i played basketball like MJ

Granted, but you are now communist.

I wish my kitten would eat more.

Granted, it eats til its head asplodes
I wish i won the internetz

granted, but you suddenly die after that

i wish i was as strong as rambo

granted, but you have a nightmare and end up strangling yourself to death with your brute strength.

I wish I were an eagle

granted, but your hunted and die

i wish i didn't wish anything

Granted but a wormhole opens up and sucks your brains out.

I wish i had something to eat...

granted, but it's poisonous mushrooms.

i wish the next one who corrupts my wish wasn't an ass...

Granted, but since I'm not an ass you must bow down to me.
I wish I had more time to spam.

Granted but your computer crashes and all is lost

I wish i had a spam sandwitch

granted, but you then throw it up...

i wish i didn'd throw up while eating a spam sandwich

granted but you choke on it.
I wish I had GTA 4

granted, but i'd steal it

i wish my xbox 360 didn't had the RROD

Granted, but your TV breaks
I wish I was rich.

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish my homework was done already

granted, but tomorrow you get three times the usual amount

i wish i was rich and everybody loved me

granted but then you are shuned from the community

I wish i had wings

Granted, they don't work though. Chicken wings.

I wish I had two bandanas.

Granted but they are rotten

i wish i was on my CN was the strongest :p

granted, but you are banned for cheating

i wish i had something to wish

granted but the wish is to have no wishes

I wish people would stop trying to break this topic

granted but the topic is closed due to breaks in the topic
I wish that this is uncorruptable.