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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:40 pm

granted by its a 360 and it gets the red ring of death
i wish i won a ps3
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:54 am

Granted, but you are bored of the very limited game selection.

I wish my life was an anime, XD!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:18 pm

Granted, but everybody hates you
I wish I had less homework.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:09 am

Granted, you flunked out of highschool/college/preschool.

I wish the people in my anime world liked me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:00 am

Granted, but they smothered you to death in a loving ball of chibi...
I wish I had a giant fresnel lens.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:15 am

Granted, but it is opaque (can't see through).

I wish, I wish, that I hadn't sat on that fish...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:19 am

Granted, but it becomes huge and sits on you, slowly crushing you to a painful death
I wish kids' TV wasn't so obnoxious... it blares 24/7 for my little sister.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:08 am

Granted, now it is all completely dry...dry...dry. Every show, in fact. All has become bland and tasteless!

I wish I was a real boy!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:44 am

Granted, but when you tell a lie you get really fat... idk
I wish school didn't suck so hard.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:50 am

Granted, now it blows............sexually?

I wish it was my birthday already.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:53 am

Granted but your whole family dies

i wish i had some money...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:54 am

Granted, but your taxed, and all of it is now gone.

Ps...You did it wrong, you have to warp my wish...that was just odd O-o

I wish I had six fingers.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:07 pm

Granted, but you get gangrene and die.
I wish I had an uber power glove that made lolcats appear.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:26 am

Granted, but it can only summon "Serious Cat is Serious" Cat.

I wish there was no death.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:07 am

Granted, but you go nuts and start hitting your head against the nearest tree until you are split into a nontillion little pieces.
I wish the weekend lasted longer.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:26 am

Granted, the entire world never returns to work, the economy plummets, and the internet is deleted.

I wish everyday was my birthday!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:04 pm

Granted, but you die from being about 5000 years old
I wish I got birthday presents every day.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:44 am

Granted, but they are all a bunch of ties. Plain, boring ties.

I wish upon a star, that I was a puppet.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:02 am

Granted. You collect dust in my closet for eons.
I wish ties kicked ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu May 01, 2008 10:05 am

Granted, but they end up kicking yours.

I wish I wasn't swamped with homework.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu May 01, 2008 2:08 pm

Granted, you're megaKatrina-flooded.
I wish I had buns of steel!!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri May 02, 2008 9:17 am

Granted, but u die because you went swimming with your steel buns and drown.

I wish I could think of a wish.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri May 02, 2008 9:19 am

Granted, but you don't get to make it
I wish Ephie posted here more...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri May 02, 2008 9:26 am

Granted, but flood-control doesn't allow it.

I wish my entire weekly report is finished.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat May 03, 2008 1:47 am

granted but your computer crashes and looses all the memory

I wish i had a plate of food
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