Corrupt-A-Wish!

granted by its a 360 and it gets the red ring of death
i wish i won a ps3

Granted, but you are bored of the very limited game selection.

I wish my life was an anime, XD!

Granted, but everybody hates you
I wish I had less homework.

Granted, you flunked out of highschool/college/preschool.

I wish the people in my anime world liked me.

Granted, but they smothered you to death in a loving ball of chibi...
I wish I had a giant fresnel lens.

Granted, but it is opaque (can't see through).

I wish, I wish, that I hadn't sat on that fish...

Granted, but it becomes huge and sits on you, slowly crushing you to a painful death
I wish kids' TV wasn't so obnoxious... it blares 24/7 for my little sister.

Granted, now it is all completely dry...dry...dry. Every show, in fact. All has become bland and tasteless!

I wish I was a real boy!

Granted, but when you tell a lie you get really fat... idk
I wish school didn't suck so hard.

Granted, now it blows............sexually?

I wish it was my birthday already.

Granted but your whole family dies

i wish i had some money...

Granted, but your taxed, and all of it is now gone.

Ps...You did it wrong, you have to warp my wish...that was just odd O-o

I wish I had six fingers.

Granted, but you get gangrene and die.
I wish I had an uber power glove that made lolcats appear.

Granted, but it can only summon "Serious Cat is Serious" Cat.

I wish there was no death.

Granted, but you go nuts and start hitting your head against the nearest tree until you are split into a nontillion little pieces.
I wish the weekend lasted longer.

Granted, the entire world never returns to work, the economy plummets, and the internet is deleted.

I wish everyday was my birthday!

Granted, but you die from being about 5000 years old
I wish I got birthday presents every day.

Granted, but they are all a bunch of ties. Plain, boring ties.

I wish upon a star, that I was a puppet.

Granted. You collect dust in my closet for eons.
I wish ties kicked ass.

Granted, but they end up kicking yours.

I wish I wasn't swamped with homework.

Granted, you're megaKatrina-flooded.
I wish I had buns of steel!!

Granted, but u die because you went swimming with your steel buns and drown.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, but you don't get to make it
I wish Ephie posted here more...

Granted, but flood-control doesn't allow it.

I wish my entire weekly report is finished.

granted but your computer crashes and looses all the memory

I wish i had a plate of food