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PostSubject: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:19 am

CAW is played by granting and corrupting the wish of the person above you. Please avoid asplosions of the head.
Good CAW:
Person 1: I wish, I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but there's no water at your computer, so you flop about then drown.
Bad CAW:
I wish I had a shitload of money
Granted, but your head asplodes.


Ok. Here's my wish:
I wish that my nation wasn't broke and that I had something to show for 90 days of CN. (Should I delete and make a new one? I have 100k, coal and gems, and a small military.)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:30 am

Granted, but you eventually become obsessed, live CN for the rest of your life, and die alone due to a lack of social connections.

I wish I woke up earlier for breakfast.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:04 am

Granted, but the only things to eat are fish eyes and razor blades.
Edit: Damn, forgot to wish.... this is how these things get screwed up. I wish that I could get more sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:04 pm

granted coma boy.
i wish i had some hacking skills
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:59 am

granted, but you accidentally hack your mom's computer, and see all of her recorded pr0n with your dad.

i wish i had some more milky way candy bars

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:22 pm

granted but they melted in the heat
i wish i had been paid already
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:26 pm

Granted, but the government takes all but $1

I wish I could find the perfect avatar
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:01 am

Granted. Come here to get your cake.
I wish I had world domination.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:13 am

granted but its so not fun
i wish the day was already over Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:04 am

Wish granted, but during the time you skipped, you would have been off the internet for long enough to engage in meaningful social activities, so you wasted your chance.

I wish I had a beer right about now.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:06 pm

granted but its warm and flat...
i wish for some pizza
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:54 pm

Granted, but it has pinapples, anchovies, and pepperoni made from the flesh of panda bears.
I wish I finally had spring break. It starts on Saturday for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:23 pm

granted but you break your arms and legs leaping for joy and spend the break in traction
i wish i got paid today
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:15 am

Granted, but you get mugged on the way out of your office/retail store.
I wish new episodes of House came out.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:53 am

Granted, but House has been recast as Jack Black.

I wish my essays were finished
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:02 am

Granted, but they fail miserably.

I wish I had some vodka.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:11 am

Granted, but... well.... vodka already tastes like crap. It's been... POISONED!!!
I wish school sucked less.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:15 pm

granted it just sucks now
i wish for a 4 day weekend
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:41 pm

Granted, but you're assigned much more work to do over the weekend than you can do in the extra 2 days

I wish the semester was over
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:57 am

Granted, but due to a snafu in administration you have a third semester coming.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:34 am

granted but everyone else is and so its no fun
i wish i didnt have a splinter in my finger
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:36 am

Granted, but now you have hemmorhoids.
I wish I had 100 posts
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:57 am

granted but you never get anymore
i wish i had a stack of pancakes here
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:35 am

Granted, but I took a dump in the batter
I wish the water at the beach got warmer.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish!   Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:53 am

granted, i "relived" myself right there..its warm now
i wish for a panda emoticon
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