Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way

I strap 100 pounds of high explosives to you, throw you off a cliff, and then blow you up just before you hit the ground.

I would strap 100 pounds of high explosives to you, and throw you in the ocean

I would wait for you to enter the ocean, and then explode, killing you and all the fish with the shockwave.

I would peel your skin off with a razor, and then throw into a tub of rubbing alcohol.

I would soak your body in kerosene and throw you into a volcano.

punch you in the face with a shark, cause im just that hardcore

Create some elaborate contraption involving you being strung from a rope over a vat of hydrochloric acid and a rat to nibble away at the rope.

I would go to the campus machine shop and build an RPG, shooting it at you while you're in the middle of a crowd.

I would chop off your penis anf balls and blend it in a blender and make you drink it. Then I would chop off your body parts one by one until u drinking all of your own flesh.

I would lock you in a 30 ft pit, and feed you twice daily with food laced with poison so that it slowly takes a month or two for you to either starve or die of poisoning.

make you listen to creed untill you ate your own head

(I happen to listen to creed on occasion, thank you very much)

Anyways, I'd kill you by trapping you inside a large particle collider.

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I blow my brains out with a shotgun for the anoyying h4xx0rz joke thingamijig.

i beat you to death with a keyboard

I... oh boy. I lock you in my basement with no food and have you listen to Green Day until either you starve or you kill yourself by bashing your head against a wall.

i kill you with a foam baseball bat..its gonna take awhile

I'll use my awesome fencing skillz to stab you to death with a blunt blade. It will also take a while

ill kill you with fred....its quicker then the baseball thing

rawr. I kill you with my toes... don't think too much.

i kill you with a P90 cause they are so much fun

I kill you with a random grenade thrown across the map. While playing search and destroy.

i kill you with a anvil cause cartoons have warped my brain

I kill you by rick rolling you. http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

i kill you by shoving spam up your nose