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PostSubject: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:26 am

Right....well I am just waiting here to be killed in a weird way. Maybe someone will make me swallow a cat or go swimming in a vat of acid, perhaps i will even be made to spend an hour with my ex. Who knows. Only time will tell.
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:31 am

i first pry off your finger/toe nails one by one and then i fillet you fingers and toes. then before you to go into a coma from pain, i put lots of small needles in your eyes and scalp the skin from your face. once you go into a coma, i hang you to dry in my basement.


im not a freak i swearesz

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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:32 am

you have to spend an hour with the gayest MEN alive
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:03 pm

You Have to watch all 6 StarWars movies in a row - in Russian
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:04 am

I send rabid pigs to eat you
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:37 am

You're killed by some ants.
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:51 am

You've been killed by an Ephie.

You also done been masked!
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:56 am

Huzzah!

Killed after masking me!
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:59 am

Killed for not having des puppies


<------ *Ephriam Grey points to his shoulder pips.
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:36 pm

Killed for lack of flower pron on these forums Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:41 pm

self explanatory. :O lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:33 pm

Killed for stepping on a flower on V-Day
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:41 am

I blew up ur house and u were in it!
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:23 am

Look at it!! LOOK AT IT!! <I forced you to look at a video containg... erm... A man having sex with a... erm... A manican...


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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:26 pm

First, I eat your fingernails and toes. I appear to be enjoying myself, listening to some mozart, with some Chablis'. Then I pick my nose, and wipe my arse. Then I continue to listen to mozart while snapping my fingers, and humming. Then I sit back in my lazy chair, Still eating your nails mind you, and put on a DVD. I watch the whole DVD, while listening to mozart, and munching on your nails. Damn good movie btw. Anyhow, OUT of NOWHERE Van Halen steps into the fray and starts playing an acoustic solo of his greatest hits. Then, I invite your mom over for some Hanky Panky Spanky. Then, Finally I finish eating your nails, and invite you to join me next sunday. As you walk out of the door, a billion pound anvil falls on your head, as I proceed to run, and honk my nose like the roadrunner.

/me stops smoking crack.
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:54 pm

yeah, rayden.

i don't need to, you OD'd on drugs.

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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:50 am

I would first of all drug you, then take you outside a church, where i would put open your belly, and pull your intestines out, while you are still alive. Tie you down and slowly drive a nail into every joint in your hand, making each one as painful as the last. If you would still be alive at this point, i would chain you by your hands and leave you hanging by your hands, screaming insanity
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:12 am

I would like to start out with a prayer...

"Dear Lord,

I would like to thank you for this lovley meal, from your flesh. And the lovley wine, of your blood. We are here today, you have saved us.

Amen"

Ok the whole story... We got stuck in the church and I cut you up and ate you with the lovley taste of blood!
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:50 am

Killed for being a sharkbeam.
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:00 am

i take Azural away forever.

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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:43 am

Surprised

YOU WOULD NEVER!

Killed after taking away my Azural.
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PostSubject: meatspin   Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:42 pm

I would make you watch meatspin for 65 days straight with no water and no food. You'll die just watching it for 24 hours haha
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:15 am

I would superglue your feet to the ceiling and flood the room with vicious, rabid chimpanzees.
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:54 am

i would sitck a MP5 up your ass and then pull the trigger Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way   Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:02 pm

puts you in a barrel filled with razors and rolls you down a hill
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