Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way

Right....well I am just waiting here to be killed in a weird way. Maybe someone will make me swallow a cat or go swimming in a vat of acid, perhaps i will even be made to spend an hour with my ex. Who knows. Only time will tell.

i first pry off your finger/toe nails one by one and then i fillet you fingers and toes. then before you to go into a coma from pain, i put lots of small needles in your eyes and scalp the skin from your face. once you go into a coma, i hang you to dry in my basement.


im not a freak i swearesz

you have to spend an hour with the gayest MEN alive

You Have to watch all 6 StarWars movies in a row - in Russian

I send rabid pigs to eat you

You're killed by some ants.

You've been killed by an Ephie.

You also done been masked!

Huzzah!

Killed after masking me!

Killed for not having des puppies


<------ *Ephriam Grey points to his shoulder pips.

Killed for lack of flower pron on these forums

self explanatory. :O

Killed for stepping on a flower on V-Day

I blew up ur house and u were in it!

Look at it!! LOOK AT IT!! <I forced you to look at a video containg... erm... A man having sex with a... erm... A manican...


UN-

First, I eat your fingernails and toes. I appear to be enjoying myself, listening to some mozart, with some Chablis'. Then I pick my nose, and wipe my arse. Then I continue to listen to mozart while snapping my fingers, and humming. Then I sit back in my lazy chair, Still eating your nails mind you, and put on a DVD. I watch the whole DVD, while listening to mozart, and munching on your nails. Damn good movie btw. Anyhow, OUT of NOWHERE Van Halen steps into the fray and starts playing an acoustic solo of his greatest hits. Then, I invite your mom over for some Hanky Panky Spanky. Then, Finally I finish eating your nails, and invite you to join me next sunday. As you walk out of the door, a billion pound anvil falls on your head, as I proceed to run, and honk my nose like the roadrunner.

/me stops smoking crack.

yeah, rayden.

i don't need to, you OD'd on drugs.

I would first of all drug you, then take you outside a church, where i would put open your belly, and pull your intestines out, while you are still alive. Tie you down and slowly drive a nail into every joint in your hand, making each one as painful as the last. If you would still be alive at this point, i would chain you by your hands and leave you hanging by your hands, screaming insanity

I would like to start out with a prayer...

"Dear Lord,

I would like to thank you for this lovley meal, from your flesh. And the lovley wine, of your blood. We are here today, you have saved us.

Amen"

Ok the whole story... We got stuck in the church and I cut you up and ate you with the lovley taste of blood!

Killed for being a sharkbeam.

i take Azural away forever.

YOU WOULD NEVER!

Killed after taking away my Azural.

I would make you watch meatspin for 65 days straight with no water and no food. You'll die just watching it for 24 hours haha

I would superglue your feet to the ceiling and flood the room with vicious, rabid chimpanzees.

i would sitck a MP5 up your ass and then pull the trigger

puts you in a barrel filled with razors and rolls you down a hill