Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way

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i kill you with proper english, and punctuation.

Systemfailure wrote:

i kill you with proper english, and punctuation.

I kill you with a butcher's knife for not capitalizing the 'e' in English and for creating a comma splice.

i kill you with stress caused by your recognition that im going to reach and pass your post count soon

SHUT UP!!! I KEEL YOU! cookie to whoever gets it.

Fred you Edoit! how many times have i told you not to put things in your mouth (im still waiting to get the last season and a half of that show)

i kill you with the power of toast man

Ren and Stimpy. mine was Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity... funny ventriloquism thing on Comedy Central. I kill you with my knowledge of TV crap

I kill you using my knowledge of reality, which causes you to become depressed, turn emo, and jump off a cliff.

I kill you by taking away your drugs, giving you withdrawl symtoms.

i kill you with an awkward silence
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I kill you with LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

i kill you with the T virus

I kill you with my angry pet panda.

i kill you with my morph-o-ray

I kill you with my spiderpanda

i kill you with a house from the sky

I kill you with a panda from the sky

i kill you with explosive tanks of liquid nitrogen

I kill you with gummy bears.

i kill you with a bubble gum face wrap

I kill you by ripping you apart and shoving your miscellaneous pieces in a potato salad factory.

i kill you by using your body as the extra ingredient in super strength concrete

I inject you with the ebola virus

i kill you my contaminated coughs

I kill you with my toes again.