Kill The Person Above You In A Weird Way

i kill you with a dodgeball to the groin

I kill you with anthrax

i kill you with muffins

I kill you with my aging... ah huh you die i live :>

i kill you with a stapler and 2 paperclips XD

i kill you with a plastic doll of 'The majour'

I kill you with high speed jelly babies.

i kill you with a hardcover collection of every harry potter book made

I kill you with a lazer wewt.

I kill Fred with my unflushed toilet. I tie you to a chair and make you look at the diarrhea in it. You then begin to puke yourself to death and then I show you 2 girls 1 cup.

I kill you by throwing up my infected ebola-barf.

I rekill you by putting aids infected, bloody, pooped stained, whitey tighties over your face. Then I throw me 72" flatscreen at you and sew you for damages.

I kill you with a countersuit based on the fact that you spelled "sue" incorrectly.

i kill you with a anti-eLaywer gun

I kill you with my systemreboot program, ending the system failure.

I become tried of the human race and help the deer with their palns of revolt. With Bambi and his dad at my side there is no room for failure. One deer in the "special" squad of the All Natural Army chews up the power chords powering your computer (and all other technology you own) which then kills you very slowly. People really shouldn't depend on technology so much.

I kill you with Dick Cheney and his hunting skillz

i kill you my gopher dramatic look powers

I kill you with the YouTube star Chocolate Rain guy. He bores you into submission, then I use my knowledge of Triangles to destroy you!!!

I kill you with lolcats. 'nuff said.

I'll make six titanium clothes hangers with razor sharp points. I'll stab these into your chest, between your ribs, and then pull them behind your back and tie them together with string. I'll then hang out like that, belly down, your own weight causing the razor hangers to cut you into multiple pieces.

I kill you with aliens... ooooh!

I kill you with the Men in Black.

I kill you with red tape and buerocracy

I kill you with communistic, cinnimon buns...